Friday, February 20, 2009

Piknik Gunung Tebu











Best betul piknik kat Gunung Tebu tempoh hari. Mmg dah lama sangat tak mandi sungai.Last kalau tak silap aku masa form three, ketika tu aku ngan classmate pegi mandi sungai masa bulan posa...Sungai dulu kat Bukit Bakar takder la best mana berbanding dgn yg ni.

Tp kali ni lain sikit. Area kat Lata Belatan ni mmg bersih dan dijaga dgn baik. Kemudahan yg ada pun masih berfungsi dgn baik. Malah sesapa yg rasa nak spend bermalam kat ctu pun boleh. Bayar Rm 4 utk daftar pastu boleh la pasang khemah. Kalau tak ada khemah, boleh sewa...

Cuma kena berhati2 la sikit, sbb menurut org kat situ ada perkampungan orang Bunian...

Hmm...

Friday, January 30, 2009


99 Ways To Love


Got to learn some from here...

1. Hug them.
2. Write a love note.
3. Call them at work just to say "Hi."
4. Give them a foot massage.
5. Tell them a joke.
6. Caress them with slow gentle strokes.
7. Go for a walk with them.
8. Send them a "happy gram."
9. Admit your mistakes.
10. Say: "I love you."
11. Indulge a whim.
12. Listen to them talk about an interest of theirs.
13. Be trustworthy.
14. Instead of complaining, tell them what you would prefer.
15. Look at them when you're in a discussion.
16. Send flowers.
17. Compliment something they did.
18. Offer to help.
19. Ask them to show you how to do something.
20. Call when you are going to be late..
21. Take them out to dinner.
22. Write them a poem about how special they are.
23. Cut out a cartoon they'll enjoy.
24. Ask them what they'd like sexually.
25. Go shopping together.
26. Take an afternoon drive.
27. Cuddle.
28. Put your arm around them in front of others.
29. Take them out on a surprise date.
30. Do something they want to do.
31. Listen.
32. Plan a candle light dinner.
33. Look at old photos together.
34. Serve them breakfast in bed.
35. Hold hands.
36. Share sexual fantasies.
37. Do a work project together.
38. Rub their back.
39. Take a shower together.
40. Carry their photo in your wallet.
41. Go away together for a weekend holiday.
42. Kiss them.
43. Smile more when you look at them.
44. Go for a bicycle ride together.
45. Surprise them with "special" attire.
46. Plan a picnic lunch.
47. Read something together about how to have a better relationship.
48. Repeat what they say before answering.
49. Say "Good morning" first.
50. Ask if they have a few minutes first before interrupting.
51. Send them a card.
52. Surprise them with a gift when it's a non-holiday.
53. Cook them a favorite meal.
54. Try a new restaurant.
55. Ask them how they feel.
56. Let them know when you are proud of them.
57. Ask for their opinion.
58. Turn on some romantic music.
59. Dedicate a song to them.
60. Send them a balloon bouquet.
61. Watch a sunset together.
62. Play a game together.
63. Have them teach you something they know.
64. Tell them they have the night off.
65. Go to a movie they select.
66. Ask them for a hug.
67. Wear some new cologne.
68. Discuss future plans with them.
69. Ask if you can help when they look sad.
70. Ask them about their dreams.
71. Meet them for lunch..
72. Enlarge a scenic photo of a place you've shared..
73. Give them a gift certificate for their favorite store.
74. Tell them what you like about them.
75. Buy them a new perfume.
76. Take them to a scenic spot.
77. Send them a gourmet gift basket.
78. Send them a joke card.
79. Let them know when you've thought of them during the day.
80. Buy them a toy.
81. Compliment them to their friends.
82. Bring them a thirst quenching drink.
83. Tell them when they look attractive.
84. Send them a post card.
85. Invite them to a secret rendezvous.
86. Give them a massage.
87. Take a lesson with them.
88. Look at photos together of when you met.
89. Plan a vacation with them.
90. Listen openly to their opposing opinion.
91. Buy them a new piece of jewelry.
92. Watch a TV show they like with them
93. Write them a letter.
94. Listen to music with them, such as an old favorite.
95. Whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
96. Tell them what you like that they do.
97. Give a head massage.
98. Invite them to a concert.
99. Let them know you care.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Daud dan Rumah Sebiji

Balik kali ni aku plan nak pegi jupe Daud, kontraktor yg buat rumah aku. Sebelum call dia, aku call Pa dulu. Pa ni adalah mandor yg bertangungjwb utk memastikan projek tu selesai. Dari perbualan, tahu la aku rupa2nya Daud dan Pa sudah tak sebulu.

"Byk masalah...tawar ati doh ambo"

"Kalu buleh, ambo tok sir doh terlibat, ambo mintok maaf"

Panas jugak telinga aku dengar statement tu...aku yg melabur ratusan ribu ringgit, tetiba kerana 2 org putera raja ni bergaduh, abis rumah yg aku beli tu tak siap2 lagi...

Syukur la, nasib baik la dah 97% siap...kalau tidak menangis tak berlagu la jawabnya. Mujur jugak aku dah modified S&P dulu, tidak membenarkan mereka buat drawdown utk stage 85%. Kalau tidak, duit habis rumah tak siap2 jugak...

Al kisahnya rumah tu tak la payah sangat nak siap...cuma silap aku tak terperasan ada satu barisan ayat yg memberikan kebebasan kpd pemaju rumah utk amik masa 3 tahun max utk siapkan sebiji rumah...So, dalam 3 tahun itu macam2 pulak bala yg berlaku. Bisness Daud terpecah 2 sbb ada masalah dalaman, dia kahwin sorang lagi, harga besi melambung naik, isu status tanah, pekerja lari, rumah kena pecah sbb ada org mencuri dekat tapak pembinaan etc etc. So dari sebuah syarikat yg berkemampuan menyiapkan 19 projek sebelum ini, syarikat dia telah bertukar menjadi sebuah syarikat yg tidak ada modal. Ibarat nyawa2 ikan. Secara kebetulan pulak, rumah aku adalah rumah yg terakhir dibina oleh syarikat itu dizaman kegemilangannya.

Menurut Pa, bisness Daud mmg sangat kritikal. Dia terpaksa berhutang dan menjual keretanya demi menjamin kelangsungan projeknya. Dia menjadi customer kpd Along, terpaksa berhutang dengan semua orang yg dikenalinya hanya untuk menjelaskan hutang-piutangnya yg lain. Sampaikan, diberitakan Daud mmg beberapa kali jatuh sakit, sakit yg teruk kerana bebanan hutang dan kerugian dlm perniagaannya. Pa beberapa kali mendakwa bayaran kerja yg dilakukannya masih tidak dilunaskan kerana dek kerana kesempitan itu.

Kecian mmg la kecian. Tapi aku tidak sepatutnya menjadi mangsa keadaan. Daud ni mmg peramah orangnya. Cakap mmg lembut dan dulunya mmg rendah diri. Usianya yg menjangkau hampir 70 tahun mmg menjadikan aku byk kali terpaksa mengawal kemarahan aku ketika berurusan dgn nya. Bimbang jugak aku, nanti rebah pulak Daud jika aku mengasaknya secara berterusan. Kalau hendak dikutkan, mmg la aku marah. Sbb kelambatan itu, aku mmg rugi byk masa dan wang. Kerana masalah Daud dengan pekerjanya, kualiti binaan rumah aku menjadi mangsa. Di samping itu, kerana lambatnya kerja yg dilakukan, aku menjadi cukup hangin melihatkan setiap janji yg di berikan bagaikan tiada langsung nilainya.

Hari ini, aku sempat bercakap dgn Daud. Seperti biasa, dia semacam memberikan segala janji yg boleh ditawarkan kepada aku. Hari ini, dia berjanji utk datang dan berbincang dengan aku pagi Sabtu nanti. Dia berjanji dgn sepenuh hati, rumah itu akan di siapkan sebelum 1 hb Mac nanti. Aku mmg tiada pilihan. Jika Daud tidak memenuhi janjinya pada kali ini, aku mungkin tidak akan dapat berdiplomasi lagi.
Aku terpaksa masuk ke plan B. Plan yg akan menambahkan masalah kepada hidup Daud.

Heran sungguh, org yg baik boleh bertukar menjadi org yg suka berbelit2 hanya kerana duit...Mungkin kali ini Daud betul2 berniat utk memenuhi janjinya...Dengan segala masalah yg dihadapinya, dia berhak mendapat peluang ke-10nya kali ni. Ihsan dari aku.

Hmmm...apala hikmah nyer klu aku bersabar dgn org tua ini...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

GERHANA SEPARA





Mcm biasa, semasa tgh drive dari Sentul ke rumah aku kat Desa Pandan beberapa hari yg lalu, tangan aku ligat menekan2 radio dlm keta…Kadang kadang aku up kan bass, aku usik treble, balance, kekadang aku tukar channel atau aku pulas volume sampai nam belas. Kekadang aku main pula cross over..saja nak bagi sound balance kiri kanan depan belakang, nak sedapkan bunyi ikut lagu apa yg tengah dimainkan. Tetiba…jeng…jeng…jeng, aku terdengar satu suara dari siaran radio tu…suara tu datang dari Stesen Sinar FM, DJ Abby Fana tu kata petang nanti akan ada sesuatu yg menarik untuk kita semua saksikan…akan ada fenomena yg jarang2 kali berlaku iaitu fenomena Gerhana Matahari Separa…Heran jugak aku kenapa aku tak tahu pasal perkara tu. Setelah pikir punya pikir baru aku tahu, aku bangkit dekat2 pukul 12.00 thg hari tu dan tak baca any paper atau tgk berita mlm sebelumnya..Mana la nak tahu kalaupun ada berita sensasi hari tu.

Seingat aku, last time yg aku tengok gerhana yg mmg berlaku kat Malaysia ni ialah pada 1996 dekat hujung2 tahun. Masa tu aku tengah ada jamuan kelas akhir tahun semasa Form 5. Ingat lagi, selepas makan tu, dlm pukul 12.30 tgh lebih kurang, aku dah tercegat depan TV kat rumah menyaksikan siaran langsung fenomena Gerhana Matahari Penuh yg dapat disaksikan dekat satu tempat di Sabah. Masa tu RTM siap buat ‘live telecast’ lagi. Takjub sungguh aku masa tu melihatkan suasana tengah hari bertukar menjadi gelap gelita mcm malam hari kat Sabah tu. Ada la dlm 15 minit jugak sebelum suasana jadi cerah balik. Memang takjub. Mcm2 bermain kat kepala aku waktu tu. Agak2 nyer apa jadi pada org2 zaman dulu kalau melihat kpd fenomena mcm ni? Mesti ada yg akan sembah mana 2 ahli sihir yg mengaku menutup matahari sekejap waktu tu. Apa jadi pada burung2 atau ayam2 atau kucing2 atau binatang2 lain yg duduk kat situ, tak blur ke mereka dan keluarga mereka tgk tetiba hari siang bertukar malam.Kalau kat Europe lain la kot, binatang kat situ dah biasa dgn hari siang yg pendek atau sebaliknya.

So selepas mendengar berita itu dan setelah aku mengesahkan perkara terbabit dengan beberapa org kengkawan yg aku rasa boleh diharap, aku mmg decide nak tengok gerhana matahari tu. Aku juga plan nak amik gambar gerhana tu mengunakan kamera yang aku baru beli. So, selepas membatalkan hasrat untuk ke ANGKASA (bukan angkasa lepas kay, ini pejabat kementerian sains dekat pusat sains negara tu) sbb terpaksa menghantar emak dan kakak aku shopping kat Jalan TAR, aku cepat2 mengambil tempat dan bersedia dgn kamera Nikon D200 baru aku. Niat hati mmg nak amik gambar tapi tak tau la dapat ke tidak. Walaupun kalau kita refer kat mana2 manual kamera DSLR, dia mmg melarang kita mengacukan kamera directly ke arah sinaran matahari, tapi aku mmg tak der choice. Kalau nak amik gambar, mmg macam tu la kena buat. So aku buat juga la. Dalam hati ada gak harap jangan la kamera aku ni rosak plak. Aku sempat jugak amik beberapa belas keping gambar sambil memejam mata sbb silau sgt. Setting kamera tu plak terpaksa dibuat sebegitu rupa supaya gambar tu jadi gelap. Aku pulas shutter speed kpd 1/8000 sesaat, aperture aku letak max 22 (ni paling kecik la ni lens aku boleh buat), ISO letak paling low pada 100 dan aku terpaksa compensate exposure kpd -5.00. Hasilnya, dapat la tgk gambar matahari dan kesan gerhana walaupun berpinar jugak la mata aku nak amik semua gambar tu.

Anyway, gambar tu tak la penting sangat.Yg penting ialah pengajaran yg kita patut lihat di sebalik peristiwa gerhana ini. Ia menunjukkan betapa lemahnya kita berbanding dengan kuasa Allah SWT. Mcmmana kalau Allah SWT memutuskan untuk menjadikan gerhana itu kekal semacam itu. Adakah kita akan mampu untuk mengubah ketentuan itu? Di sebalik kekuatan dan kemajuan kita, kita sebenarnya mmg lemah dan bergantung harap kpd belas ihsan alam yg berada di bawah kekuasaan Allah, Tuhan Yg Maha Esa. Mcm mana dengan kelemahan sebegitu rupa kita masih lagi memilih untuk bersikap sombong dan tidak bersyukur dgn apa yg kita dpt.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

New Year Resolutions

The new year is coming. And I have a lot of unfinished business at hand. But hey, so long that I am still living, there is no deadline. I have set a goal not just to meet it. It is to direct me towards something. To aid me grow and leave stagnant achievement behind. So with all the power vested in me to decide on my life, I would like to carry forward some of the latent life changing resolution to marry with the new ones for my further action.

I know what I want. I will make it happen. For starters, I will enroll for my MBA programme. I will start learning again. Should everything fall into its places, I will be on my way to pursuit my PhD in 2 ½ years time max.

I want to learn one more language. I have a few in mind to choose from. But, I also need to consider the practical part of it. Learning a new language is as imperative as using it. So I need to scrape France or Germany or maybe Japanese. Or else I might waste much or my time and money investing in a bad pool catching no fish but garbage.

I want to put off some weight. Its for my health and my personal needs. Its also for my self esteem. It will not make me any good in my acumen, but still it is a battle that I waged and I am on to win this one. As I said, it is personal.

I want to grow in my career. I am thinking to move if the situation permitted. In light of global economic fever, I must take my time in making the decision. I know that I need to count on my blessing at my present employment, but the decision is nothing short of great dilemma as I need to choose between what I want and what is best for me.

I want to be active again. My current ACL injuries hindered me pleasure of playing high intensity sports the way I was built for. I hope that I will find strengths to proceed with the procedures as laid out by my Orthopedics Specialist. It will be gruesome to me but I think I can tolerate the beating. I just don’t know how far and how stressful it will be. Its for me to find out. Maybe, I can use some rest from my routine if I choose to go on.

I want to perform an Umrah this year. But this one will depend on my new salary structure. If everything go on as planned, it will be a good time for me to have a go on this. Lets just wait and decide. But of course, this one is extrinsic in nature as it depends on other variables e.g my knee, my new salary, my time etc etc.

Enough of lamenting last failure and roll out new resolution. Its time to prove that I can make this happen. InsyaAllah. I can do this. I knew it.

New Book

I bought a book yesterday. Not relatively a new book. I came across this book many times before but pay no attention to it until very much later. The title is “Tuesday With Morrie” by author Mitch Albom. He is a prominent sports commentator turned masterful book writer and has wrote handful of great books. As soon as reading the first page of it, I fell for the book. It was beautifully crafted, very light yet so profound, bears very remarkable lessons for us to learn. Its about a dying old man (a wise person to the core of course), a young man and life greatest lesson. And to make things even better, it is non-fiction. It’s a real life scenario with real characters embodied the story. I want to share some of the aphorism that had shook me to my reality life. Quoted by the late Morrie Schwartz.

“Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.”

“Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel. And if you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them, too- even when you are in the dark. Even when you are falling.”

“So many people walk around with a meaning-less life. They seem half asleep. Even when they’re busy doing things they think are important. This is because they are chasing the wrong things. The way you get meaning into your life is to devote yourself to loving others, devote yourself to your community around you and devote yourself to creating something that gives you purpose and meaning.”

This book is good. Please get a copy. It will enrich your life.

P/S: I can see that this lesson also impart of teaching in Islam. We could have use this long-long time ago.

Kerja...Kerja...Kerja

Alahai… malas betul la nak menulis. Kalau nak ikutkan masa, aku mmg tak der masa nak buat benda lain dalam hidup aku ni. Kalau tak keje, aku tido.Nasib baiklah hujung minggu ada, boleh jugak la aku plan buat benda lain. Jenjalan ker, tgk movie ker, main tennis ker..Jangan ingat aku ni kuat tido plak. Maksud aku hidup aku ni tak der benda lain, kerja…kerja… kerja…tidor kejap mlm pastu bangun pagi pegi kerja… kerja… kerja…mcm tu la dari lima tahun lepas hingga sekarang. Patut la ada org yg dah tak nak keje makan gaji kan? Aku baru faham kenapa…Bagi mereka, ia macam satu pembaziran masa yg melampau2. Betul jugak kalau kita fikirkan balik. Kita guna banyak masa kita utk buat kerja yg memanfaatkan pihak lain. Kita buat kerja dengan menggunakan segala masa dan tenaga yg kita ada…macam la kita ada masa yg byk sangat utk dibazirkan mcm tu jer…Macam la kita tau kita semua boleh hidup sampai umur 90++ tahun..Kita mcm jadi hamba gak la..hamba kepada duit. Sbb kita keje utk duit, kita jual masa kita utk duit.Kita tak berdaya, juz jadi hamba yg bergantung harap kpd org lain.Tapi tu la, kalau tak keje pun tak elok jugak. Otak jadi lembab. Jiwa rasa kosong. Masa terbuang. Tak produktif. Kita akan jadi macam biawak pasir…lepak jer tak bergerak2.Jadi aku bukan kata kerja tu tak elok. Actually keje tu elok utk kita. Cuma, kalau kita keje utk diri sendiri, aku rasa ia lebih baik dari keje utk org. Sbb, kalau kita keje utk diri sendiri,kita macam tak keje. Sbb ia sebahagian dari hidup kita. Kita tak boleh nak bersara dari hidup kita kan???Lain la kalau kita tanya soalan ni kat org yg nak bunuh diri…dia mesti jawab boleh la….

So, apa penyelesaiannya? Aku rasa aku kena keje jugak.Dah terpaksa. Lain la kalau kita anak org kaya raya kan?Celik2 mata jer dah ada business running. Sbb kita org biasa jer, so kita sebenarnya tak leh nak komplen byk sgt. Apa yg kita boleh buat, kita kena berusaha utk maju. Mungkin dgn cara itu, kita tak perlu bekerja dgn org buat selama2nya. Mungkin satu hari kita dapat bergerak naik jadi majikan plak…mungkin… bila tu bergantung la kpd cara dan sikap kita.

Huhuhu…kerja….kerja…kerja

Friday, March 14, 2008

USELESS FACTS

Useless Facts
Men fart an average of 17 times a day, and women fart an average of 9 times a day.
If you fart constantly for 6 years, 9 months and 23 days you would produce enough gas to explode an atomic bomb.
The longest ever penis recorded by scientists is 13.5 inches.
Humans are only second to cats for having the dirtiest mouths.
It takes about 40 muscles to smile, but only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent rifle.
Beard hair grows at twice its usual rate when you're in a plane.
Around 15 men each year have their penises chopped off by their wives and the highest proportion of men who suffer this are Italians.
You use more calories eating celery than there are in celery itself.
More than 2,500 left handed people are killed every year from using right handed products.
Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.
An average of 76 people a year die playing twister, and about 23 of which are through playing the nude version!
Linda McCartney has sold more vegetarian ready made meals than Paul has sold records.
In the course of the 18 year run of Cats on broadway, 3,247 lbs of yak hair was used for wigs.
The shortest war in history was between England and Zanzibar in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
65 people become $millionaires every day.
The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.
You are more likely to be killed by a rogue champagne cork than a poisonous spider.
By the time a person is 18, they would have spent 12,000 hours in school, but 14,000 hours watching television.
Woman blink nearly twice as much as men.
Humans share one third of their DNA with lettuce!
You could comfortably fit the entire population of the planet into a cube with sides 1km long.
Apporximately 69% of all Internet content consists of pornographic material.
Porn sites generated $970 million in revenue in 1999.
Charlie Chaplin once came third in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like competition.
Every 20 minutes a hapless person treads on a land mine.
The average adult falls asleep seven minutes after turning out the light.
6,000 new computer viruses are released every month.
Over one trillion matches were being produced every year at the beginning of the last century.
Elvis Presley had a twin brother.
Zeuxis a Greek painter in the 5th Centrury BC laughed hismself to death while looking at one of his paintings.
A Roman leap year had the same number of days as ordinary years but January 23rd lasted for 48 hours.
After being decapitated a human can still see for 20 seconds! (Not sure how 'they' worked this one out!).
Under EC law it is legal to have sex with inflatable dolls in the street.
Winners at the 2001 Ig-Nobel Prize ceremony for eccentric researchers, inventors and scientists include an American who claims to have invented anti-flatulence underwear, a Lithuanian who set up a theme park dedicated to Stalin, and two Indians who discovered that nose-picking is commonplace.
Right-handed people live on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people.
Human stomachs produce a new layer of mucus every 2 weeks to stop it digesting itself.
Humans are the only animals to sleep on their backs.
More boys than girls are born during the day, but more girls are born at night.
Julio Iglesias once had five gallons of water flown from Miami to L.A. so he could wash his hair.
Clark Gable was listed on his birth certificate as a girl.
Johnny Vaughan was born at the precise moment that England scored the winning goal in the 1966 World Cup final.
Bernard Manning did his National Service in the Military Police and one of his duties was guarding Albert Speer and Rudolf Hess in Spandau.
Elvis Presley's hip-wiggling started out as a srage fright. He was so nervous, that his legs would shake.
John Lennon shoplifted in Holland the harmonica he used on Love Me Do.
Mel Gibson broke the school record for the most strappings in a week - 27.
Tom Cruise and Robbie Williams were both voted least Likely To Succeed at school.
Sir Winston Churchill smoked an estimated 300,000 cigars in his lifetime.
Michelangelo's cook was illiterate, so he drew her a shopping list, which today is priceless.
The arhcitect who built the Kremlin had his eyes gouged our by Iavn The Terrible so that he would never be able to design another building like it.
Pirates wore earings because they believed it improved their eyesight.
Cher's parents married and divorced each other three times.
Mike Myers (a.k.a. Austin Powers) is descended from William Wordsworth.
If you shouted for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Volleyball is the most popular sport at nudist camps.
Banging your head against a wall uses a 150 calories an hour.
On average, a drop of Heinz tomato ketchup leaves the bottle at a speed of 25 miles per year!
If you mouth the word "colourful" to someone, it looks like you are saying "I love you".
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".
The fastest sevice in a restaurant in the world is 13 seconds from the order to the food on the table.
Wayne Static (from staticX) uses glue to stick his hair up.
The letter combination 'ough' can be pronounced in nine different ways.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.
Permanent marker is not actually permanent.
The shortest poem ever goes 'Adam, hae'em'.
To convert milli-inches to micro metres you must times by 25.4
There is an average of 3000 ft. of electrical wiring in every car.
During the battle for Stalingrad, the German army lost more men attacking a single house defended by sergeant Pavlov's platoon than it did occupying Paris three years later. Pavlov survived the war and became a monk.
Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were freshman roomates at Harvard.
Kermit the Frog is left handed.
There is a city called Rome on every continent.
The Earth is hit by lightning 100 times a second.
Typewriter is the longest word that can be made using only the letters on the top row of the keyboard.

USELESS FACTS

For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.
The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument.
By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television.
The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h).
If you stretched all the nerves in the body from end to end, they would be about 47 miles long.
Humans have more than 600 muscles in their bodies.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
The largest cabbage weighed 144 lbs.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula" - and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Tigers have striped skin, not just stripped fur.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home!)
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
Many hamsters blink one eye at a time.
The inventor of the flushing toilet was Thomas Crapper.
The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
Plastic lawn flamingos outnumber real flamingos in the U.S.A.
Whitby, Ontario has more donut stores per capita than any other place in the world.
Starfish have no brain.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "E".
Bulls are color blind.
A can of SPAM is opened every 4 seconds.
"Babe" was played by over 48 pigs.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
Lip stick contains fish scales.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2200 people.
The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
Kidney stones come in any color from yellow to brown.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
The McDonalds at the SkyDome in Toronto, Ontario is the only one in the world that sells hot dogs.
A bowling pin only has to tilt 7.5 degrees in order to fall down.
The first episode of Leave It To Beaver aired on October 4, 1957.
Beaver Cleaver's locker number is 9.
The first flushing toilet seen on TV was on Leave It To Beaver.
Jerry Seinfeld's apartment number (on the show) is 5A. In the old episodes it was 3A.
The life span of a taste bud is ten days.
Pi has been calculated to 2,260,321,363 digits.
The billionth digit in Pi is 9.
The first 100 numbers of Pi are: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679.
Click HERE for 99,999 digits of pi!
A stretched out Slinky is 87 feet long.
An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
Emus can't walk backwards.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of bears is called a sleuth.
12 or more cows is called a flink.
A baby oyster is called a spat.
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
In the October 22, 1945 edition of Life magazine there was a picture of a chicken with its head cut off. It was alive too!
The average garden variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
Pinocchio was made of pine.
The largest pumpkin weighed 377 lbs.
A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button for it was eliminated during surgery.
There are 22 stars in the Paramount logo.
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
Cranberry Jell-0 is the only kind that contains real fruit.
The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
The pound sign # is called anoctothorpe.
Maine is the toothpick capital of the world.
New Jersey has a spoon museum with over 5,400 spoons from almost all the states.
There was once a town in West Virginia called "6".
Singapore only has one train station.
The parking meter was invented in North Dakota.
Napolean made his battle plans in a sandbox.
Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator.
The green stuff on the occasional freak potatoe chip is chlorophyll.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
Pluto's orbit crosses Neptune's making Pluto the eighth planet from the sun. It has been that way since 1979 and will remain that way until 1999.
The earth is approx. 6,588,000,000,000,000,000 tons.
The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
Popeye was 5'6".
Howdy Doody had 48 freckles.
The first word spoken on the moon was "Okay".
Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot first.
The average speed of Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle is 25 miles per year.
Hilary Clinton once said We are the President.
The percent of women who wash their hands after leaving a restroom is 80%.
The percent of men who wash their hands after using a restroom is 55%.
There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
The Eifel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.
On an average work day, a typist's fingers travel 12.6 miles.
The average American eats 2 donuts a day.
The longest word in the Old Testament is Malhershalahashbaz.
The longest time a person has been in a coma is 37 years.
Every minute in the U.S 6 people turn 17.
It takes the Where's Waldo artist one month to complete a drawing.
2500 lefties die each year using products designed for righties.
A baby is born every 7 seconds.
10 tons of space dust fall on the Earth everyday.
On average, a 4 year old child asks 437 questions a day.
Blue and white are the most common school colors.
Swimming pools in Phoenix, Arizona, pick up 20 pounds of dust a year.
The first message tapped by Samuel Morse over his invention the telegraph was: What hath God wrought?.
The first words spoken by over Alexander Bell over the telephone were: Watson, please come here. I want you.
The first words spoken by Thomas Edison over the phonograph were: Mary had a little lamb
The three words in the English language with the letters uu are: vacuum, residuum and continuum.
A baby in Florida was named: Truewilllaughinglifebuckyboomermanifestdestiny. His middle name is George James.
It is illegal to ride a street car on Sunday if have been eating garlic in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
In a normal life time an American will eat 200 pounds of peanuts and 10,000 pounds of meat.
A new book is published every 13 minutes in America.
America's best selling ice-cream flavour is vanilla.
American's eat 18 billion hot dogs a year.
American's eat 134 pounds of sugar a year.
Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
Because of Animal Crackers, many kids until they reach the age of ten, believe a bear is as tall as a giraffe.
You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000 000 000 000 071 ounce of its spray.
Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.
Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.
India has 50 million monkeys.
By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.
Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.
Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.
You breathe about 10 million times a year.
The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.
The first non-human to win an Oscar was Mickey Mouse.
Lee Harvey Oswald was booked with mugshot number 54018.
The Gulf Stream could carry a message in a bottle at an average of 4 miles per hour.
The bullseye on a dartboard must be 5 feet 8 inches off the ground.
The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
The most common time for a wake up call is 7am.
The doorbell was invented in 1831.
The are 255 squares on a Scrabble board.
The electric shaver was patented on November 6, 1928.
There are 500 sheets of paper in a ream.
The monkey wrench was invented by Charles Moncke.
Japan is the largest exporter of frog's legs.
There are seven points on the Statue of Liberty's crown.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
The most common non-contagious disease in the world is tooth decay.
The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg's weight.
A squid has 10 tentacles.
A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.
A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose.
The word "AND" appears 46,277 times in the Bible.
The first word played in the Scrabble rules demonstration game is "horn".
The telephone's U.S. patent number is 174,465.
The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
There are 17 steps leading up to Sherlock Holme's apartment.
When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from it's eyes.
Napoleon was terrified of cats.
The first Lifesaver flavor was peppermint.
The typical American eats 263 eggs a year.
The ballpoint pen was invented in 1938 by Laszlo and Georg Biro.
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
The parking meter was invented by C.C. Magee in 1935.
In 1961, an IBM 7090 computer calculated Pi to 100 265 digits.
The human body weighs forty times more than the brain.
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
A person swallows approximately 295 times while eating dinner.
The oldest known vegetable is the pea.
Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.
The avocado has the most calories of any fruit.
The first zoo in the USA was in Philadelphia.
The letter N ends all Japanese words not ending in a vowel.
France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.
The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
4000 people are injured by teapots each year.
The typical American consumes 27 pounds of cheese each year.
The shortest English word that contains the letters A, B, C, D, E, and F is feedback.
The ostrich has a 46 foot long small intestine.
The state of California raises the most turkeys out of all of the states.
The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
George Washington Carver invented peanut butter.
The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.
Stainless stell was invented by Harry Brearley in 1913.
A scallop has 35 blue eyes.
The left leg of a chicken in more tender than the right one.
The only dog that doesn't have a pink tongue is the chow.
Iceland was the first country to legalize abortion in 1935.
The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.
The dumbest domesticated animal is the turkey.
Russia has the most movie theaters in the world.
Albert Blake Dick invented the mimeograph machine.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
The most fatal car accidents occur on Saturday.
An Oscar weighs seven pounds.
It takes the typical person seven minutes to fall asleep.
Gabriel Fahrenheit invented the mercury thermometer.
The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
The mongoose was barred live entry into the U.S. in 1902.
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.
About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year.
Lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet.
Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue.
A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
The penguin is the only bird who can swim, but not fly.
America once issued a 5-cent bill.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.
You blink about 84,000,000 times a year.
In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States.
The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used.
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right of left handed... or is that pawed?
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lighting than women.
Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions.
Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow.
Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings.
Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight.
After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again!
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Hong Kong has the most Rolls Royce's per capita.
Alaska is the state with highest percent of people who walk to work.
28 percent of Africa is wilderness.
38 percent of America is wilderness.
A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.
It costs $6400 to raise a medium size dog to age of 11.
Average number of people airborne over the U.S. during any given hour: 61,000.
70 percent of Americans who visited Disneyland/World.
Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only "mobile" National Monuments.
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter "uncopyrightable."
Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and learned how to walk up standard staircases.
When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because, when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people (without killing them) used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know his voice was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-star Game.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca Cola was originally green.
The Ten Commandments contain 297 words.
The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words.
Lincoln's Gettysburg Address contains 266 words.
A recent federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.
There are more collect calls made on Father's Day than on any other day.
Every day more money is printed for monopoly than the US Treasury.
Men can read smaller print than women, women can hear better than men.
Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
The world's youngest parents were 8 & 9 and lived in China in 1910.
Honey is the only food that doesn't spoil
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
The youngest Pope was 11 years old.
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is a rhyme about the bubonic plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores (Ring around the Rosey...). These sores would smell very bad so people would hide flowers on their bodies in an attempt to mask the smell ("pocket full of posies..."). People who died from the plague would be burned to reduce the spread of the disease ("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").
The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles.
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
American car horns beep in the tone of F.
No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.
1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA."
The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.